Ellen was like
What is Jay Gatsby’s favorite superhero?
The Green Lantern
Who’s his least favorite?
shouldve told gatsby that when he was in the pool
So either way he should avoid Ryan Reynolds?
If dentists make money off people having unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a product that 9/10 of them recommend?
i love this! it’s just so cute ^-^
punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
bro, you cant just self-diagnose that you are gay. you need a prescription from a board certified homosthesiologist